Schtrathewisizeski

It doesn't take much to keep me occupied. Just a computer and internet access. I've warned my girls - If you ever take me to a 'home' - they'd better have internet! I can just visualize what I will look like...sitting in a rocking chair, 105 years old, with my laptop in my lap...of course...surfing the web. Hopefully, I'll have decent vision at 105 - oh well, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it...if I'm able to get up out of the rocking chair, that is.

Tonight, I'm propped up in bed and entertaining myself a bit by searching the web for christian humor. Have you ever done that? You should try it. It's healthy to laugh. We don't laugh enough. And naturally, when you find something interesting - you post it on facebook. I have a feeling the bulletin bloopers I posted tonight are rather old...but that's alright. I found a joke I want to share, but since I've wearied facebook friends with my multiple entries for the night, I decided to post it here:

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.

"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."

I don't know who wrote the following, but I'm in total agreement:

I don't wanna . . .

I don't wanna do the dishes
I don't wanna do the wash
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!!

I don't wanna rattle pots
I don't wanna rattle pans
I see the mail light flashin'
I wanna chat with friends!!

Oh the tables need some dustin'
and the floor could sure be mopped
But I know if I get started
there'll be no place to stop.

The closets are so full things are falling off the shelves
I wish for cleaning fairies and magic little elves.
They could sprinkle fairy dust and twitch their little nose
The windows would be sparkling I would have no dirty clothes

Oh I know that I'm just dreamin', My head is in the sky
I must cook that meat that's graying and bake that apple pie
The Hubby needs a bath Doggy needs attention
Oh.. the other way around I mean my brain is in suspension

I am runnin' round in circles,
I am gettin' nothin' done,
I keep thinking of my web,
I am missing all the fun!!!

Well I know I'm not addicted
though I hear that all the time
But I guess this stuff can wait on me
Cause Today I'll Be On Line!